Chocolate, with a dash of honey.

(Source: cocaineteas, via queendecuisine)


spacetimecontinumm:

Mars terraformed.
One day, when earth is a landfill and the technology allows it, we will harvest life on mars!

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via akirahandthebee)


  • test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  • me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

WHEN I GO OUT AND I’M SOBER

whenbadgirlsgoviral:

AFTER A FEW DRINKS